So I'm Sitting Having This Argument With My Man The Lord Of Lords,

And I'm Like, “I Copped Your Book, And Got Some Questions I Can't Ignore,

“ First Of All, Why You Gotta Treat Me The Cruelest? Why You Gotta Do This?

“ Acting Surprised When I Stumble Going Through This . . . When You Already Knew This!”

He Said, “First Of All, Why You Think Weightlifters Continue To Add More Weight?

“ How You Expect To Get Stronger For Great Things. When You Running From Your Fate?”

“ Alright Fine. But How About This? Where's The Proof That You Exist?

“ Now Don't Get Ticked – I'm Just Saying The Devil Is All Up The Mix;

“ Babylon Is Sick – And I'm Starting To Believe What's Scientific!”

He Said, “Science?! Who You Think Is The Original Scientist?

“ Who You Think Taught The Atom To Split? Who's The Surgeon That Pulled The Cancer

“ Out Of Your Moms When She Was Sick? Who Keeps You Strong When You're Gonna Quit?

“ That Truck That Almost Hit You? Who You Think Whispered To You To Move From In Front Of That?

“ Who You Think Is Blessing You With These Hot Raps Over Tracks By Tunnel Rats?

“ Boy, I Outta . . . Look At You – Got Me Worked Up Arguing With A Man . . .”

I Said, “Alright, Hold Up God – I'm Just Trying To Understand,

“ For Example, Something Else I Don't Get – Omnipotence?

“ How You Talking To Me, And Still Helping Somebody Overseas Out Their Predicament?”

He Said, “It's Not For You To Get, But To Trust! Like Right Now, Your Moms?

“ Is Praying For Something She Might Not Get If You Keep Carrying On.”

“ Oh So You DO Get Mad?” “Oh, For Sho'! But Never Without Love.”

“ You'll Still Cleanse My Sins?” “Most Def! But Never Without My Blood.”

“ Well, I'm A Good Man – I Go To Church! “Church!?

“ What You Think? You Just Gonna Listen To A Preacher? Die And Wake Up On The Nebincaneezer?

“ Please Kou! You're Life Is The Matrix – I'm Neo – The One,

“ The Trinity, The Holy Spirit, The Father, The Son,

“ Realistically, There's No Mystery. You're Salvation Has Been Mapped Out So Simplistically,

“ I'm Amazed You Mess Up So Ritually,

“ But You Don't Listen To Me. I Gave You The Word, What You Do? Interpret It Wrong,

“ Ate The Fruit, Killed Your Brother, Now You Complaining The Serpent Is Strong?”

“ Dag, You Right God! I'm Acting Blind To My Blessings!

“ I'm A Go Do My Assigned Reading . . . I'll Get With You Next Session.”

Devil's Advocate.